Never try to hoodwink The Diva…

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Caption: Diva: “A BLINDFOLD? What’s next— a cigarette and a final request?”  

So what’s wrong with The Diva doing a little internet companion shopping…

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Caption: Filep: “FOAL DADDY DOT COM? DIVA—you’re online dating on my laptop again?”  Computer: “Welcome FoxyFilly, you have 153 new messages…”

Well, you know that old saying: it’s really not so much the HEAT as it is the HUMIDITY…

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Caption: Filep: “The rest of the card was canceled due to the extreme heat or in your case Diva, the HUMIDITY…”  Diva: “Wait a minute, seriously, where IS everybody…”

If The Diva is anything, she’s all about safety first…

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Caption: Filep: “…that’s strike one (i.e. your first warning), Diva…”  Diva’s sign: “You must be THIS TALL to ride alone.”

The Diva is always game on for one more…

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Caption: Diva:“I’ll Have An Other!”  Filep: “The cute (cuteness) sort of wore off ten dollars ago…”  Racetrack Vendor: “Not for me, Bro! Five bucks (dollars)…”

It is sad news that another year will pass without a bid for the US Triple Crown.

The Diva has a racing style all her own…

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Caption: “I got a wig for any race—under the right conditions…” (Racing wigs, from left to right: Claiming, Handicap, Allowance, Maiden Special Weight.)

Why be entered in a field of 13 when The Diva can enter into a full field of FUN!

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Caption: “No Diva—this is the INFIELD! The ‘field’ we’re racing in is loading into the starting gate!” (The crowd shouts ‘Dance Diva—get your PREAK on’ while Diva dances with the Kegasus.)